Star Trek bathrobes. Even though I'm more of a TNG fan, I have to say the Kirk one is pretty sharp (and of course the most expensive at $59.99 bloobloo). Also comes in Scotty red and Spock blue. via ThinkGeek
Piranha plant earrings! How adorable are these?! They are currently on backorder by the etsy seller, so you might have to wait a while (we'll see how impatient I get, I might attempt to make my own...) via lizglizz at etsy
I'm huge into minimalist type shoes, so I tend to be a fan of almost everything Vibram or Merrell. The Evera MJ heel isn't exactly minimalist, but it's a HEEL for BIKES. Oh yeah, I totally need to rock a pair of these when they come out this February and I hope the other two colors are either blue, red or nude. via Merrell
edit: Wow, I'm an idiot, I just realized I said FIVE things and only gave four. Okay, fine, here's number five. ;)
The Ihrin Shirt dress. This is just too adorable and looks like a men's dress shirt with a cute flaired skirt. Not only does it come in my favorite green, but a rich plum color as well. If I had an extra $300, you know I'd just have to get both colors. Picture this with those cycling pumps on my old World Tourist Schwinn...I'd be one hot mama! via Anthropologie